I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires
WHERE CAN I GET THIS
drink until the homicidal thoughts pass
Thank God Jack the Ripper is finally off the streets
man she put up with a lot of shit
she had two kids with that man
The rental house had a small door in one of the closets
Led to the inner linings of the house
I’ve seen enough movies to know what not to do
"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"
"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."
what the flying fresh fuck in all of the seven fucking realms is this
i am screaming.
"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"
God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there
The fact that that comment comes from sassy-gay-justice makes this whole thing, for me
orange is the new black
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
i waited 20 years for this
When you try to comfort your angry friend and they snap at you:
SPACE JAM 2 CONFIRMED
that calling women of color exotic is
- fucking racist
- and not a fucking compliment